quiet pint

The act of going to a bar after work or an event where the goal is to only have a couple relaxing beers and then head home early.

Alternatively used for have a very low key, chill evening at the local watering hole.

"Adam, I want to grab a beer but I am not looking to go crazy tonight. How about a Quiet Pint at the Biergarten?"
"Sure Pat, sounds like a plan."

by patrickrl August 19, 2018

Quiet Shitting

Variation of “quiet quitting” only the subject spends time in the bathroom instead of fulfilling work obligations.

Have you seen Alex?
Yeah he’s in the bathroom on YouTube quiet shitting.

by RedBathTub June 30, 2023

quiet kid

The kid that sits in the back of the class and usually keeps to themselves. Some people think they're weird or emo or gay, but to me they're pretty chill. Most of them don't talk because they are anxious and don't have very good social skills. Or they just dont like you. Sometimes they have friends, but they talk to them awkwardly or dont even want to be friends in the first place but they dont want to sound rude.

Person 1: "What group were you in when you were in high school?"
Person 2: "I was a quiet kid. I never really liked socializing and only talked when I needed to."

by picklebutt230 February 2, 2023

Quief

Lady farts out of lady parts

"You callin her back?"
"Nah, that hoe always quief on my dick"
"My condolences"
"I appreciate your sympathy"
"We are good friends, it would be wrong of me to ridicule you after ending your relationship which can be hard on you even if you are the one who does the dumping"
"It takes a good friend to care enough to understand that guys have feelings to"
"And it takes a big man to admit that he has feelings"
"You always know just what to say, wanna go get some chipotle?"
"Sounds good"
*later*
"Hmmm I love guac, but do I love it more than my money?"
" you deserve it man, the guac is on me"
"Thanks bro"
"Anytime"
"Hey I've been meaning to ask you something, but I didn't want you to be sad that I have found my soul mate and you haven't. I feel that you have matured and grown past your relationship enough for me to ask... will you be my best man"
*crying a lil* "of course I will bro"
There was a bomb attached to the underside of their table at chipotle, both of them died, and that hoe kept on quiefing.

by Candy man lick July 3, 2017

quiet room

A room where one can talk freely without being recorded

or held accountable for what he says.

Mitt Romney talks about wealth disparity in quiet rooms.

by quesondriac July 23, 2012

Quiet Nigel

The act of quietly and descreatly masterbating while others are around and present in the vicinity. Some examples include but are not limited to camping,prision and sharing a hotel room.

While camping with Bill and Mike I felt over welmingly horney. The guys were in the tent so I had to pull a quiet Nigel.

by mikeyears81 November 14, 2015

Queefter

That from which queefs originate. Ultra backwoods redneck slang for cooter. Must be said in the most hillbilly accent imaginable.

My momma may be my sister, but if she won't let me put it in her keester, well I still would sex her in her queefter. As God would have intended.

by Robthegreat May 25, 2020