The Quickening

An ephemeral thing that only happens in the dark like catching lightning in a jar.

Tim was obsessed with The Quickening.

by Professor_Zoom November 3, 2008

QUINNING

the act of making a customer who was about to buy a car change their mind because you can not talk them into paying an extra $50-60 a month for gap insurance and an extended service contract.

"Hey David, I just finished quinning those folks because they would not buy my products and they left for another dealership"

by THEZIGGZAGGMAN September 26, 2011

Quinning

The Act of absolutely killing funny jokes or situations by attempting to back up the funny joke with a completely unfunny statement that preceeds an awkward silence. this act should be followed by someone else saying "Quinned It" to the quinner highlighting further how much of a dick that person is for ruining a funny moment.

person 1: (insert any funny statement here)

person 2: (completey unfunny shite comment)

person 3: "Quinned It"

Any situation like this should from now be refered to as Quinning

by schmichaellowe August 15, 2012

the quackening

An event, get together or party that does not actually exist and you’re just making stuff up to mess with your family, friends and co-workers

Yeah sorry I can’t come into work today, I have to go to the quackening.

by Define”Incorrectly” January 12, 2019

quirking

Stop making this into a big deal. or stop stressing.

bob stubs his toe, because i pushed him by mistake.

Bob, "dude u f@#!ing hurt my toe u a55 i hope u fall off a cliff." me, "dude im sorry, it was just a mistake, u can stop quirking on this now."

by ogwuazor May 29, 2008

quiching

The act of inserting a student's class ring (primarily a high school class ring) into another student's rectum, possibly as a preliminary to other sexual activity.

Brian was quiching Sandy after school, in order to spread her open for later.

by Jordache DeWitt December 10, 2007

Quickening

The practice of inviting several potential sexual partners to the same place and allowing them to compete for your attention until all are eliminated and one or more are left victorious.

Joe held a quickening at the bar where he worked at least once a week.

by BabyJo June 4, 2010