Quaranqueef

When you're quarantined and let out a simple lil' queef, thinking no one will hear because you're quarantined due to Covid-19 and Coronavirus

Bruh... Becky totally ripped a quaranqueef while Zoom and FaceTiming. She thought I wouldn't hear but i certainly did. Stank even through the screen

by ATL goon April 11, 2020

Quaranquarrel

A quarrel that people get into when they are living together during a quarantine/shelter in place period.

My mom and I got into a quaranquarrel last night about which way the forks are supposed to go in the dishwasher.

Can also be used as a verb i.e. quaranquarreling.

by MoiJeSuisJolieL April 12, 2020

quaraneturbation

The act of pleasuring ones self with or without an audience while being quarantined.

Alex, while being quarantined during a global pandemic liked to pass the time by making quaraneturbation videos.

by Les Nessman April 14, 2020

quarancrib

Your home base where you are safely quarantined away from the rest of the Coronaverse.

Me and my girl have been in our quarancrib for 6 weeks, binging on Netflix, Grubhub, booze and homemade bread.

by DJSpanky May 5, 2020

Quarantitties

/kwawr-uhn-tit-ees/ noun

1. The excess fat around one’s torso that appears as a result of staying inside and eating all of the food you bought to prepare for COVID lockdown.
2. The suddenly overwhelming number of OnlyFans pages made during the pandemic.

Welp, looks like I need to start buying 2XL shirts to hide these quarantitties.

by GI Jones January 5, 2021

Quarantune

Some rich ass white girl with a ukelele's corny ass song about the COVID-19 pandemic cause she can't go bully the poor girl now.

Bethany: Did you listen to my Quarantune? It was so fulfilling and uplifting to make it!
A sane human being: You have been stuck with that ukelele playing only 3 chords Bethany, you can't even sing.

by bimbo111 June 12, 2021

Quaranturds

The difficult poops/shits you get from eating too much junk food during quarantine.

"I swear I just pooped a brick. Too much quarantine junk food is causing me to have quaranturds"

by DTrox October 3, 2021