Quaranqueef

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When you're quarantined and let out a simple lil' queef, thinking no one will hear because you're quarantined due to Covid-19 and Coronavirus

Bruh... Becky totally ripped a quaranqueef while Zoom and FaceTiming. She thought I wouldn't hear but i certainly did. Stank even through the screen

Quaranqueef by ATL goon April 11, 2020

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Quaranqueen

A person who is not ill but needs to socially isolate and not work for 14 day because of Covid-19 exposure. This person has resources to enjoy their time off.

That guy is a quaranqueen playing video games and ordering takeout.

Quaranqueen by heathcat August 5, 2020

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QuaranQueen

A woman who locks herself inside and obsessively cleans, washes clothes, wipes all purchased items and makes others follow strict hygiene rules during a global pandemic, including making her partner immediately strip and shower upon reentering the house.

"Jeni hasn't stopped cleaning since the quarantine started. She's a QuaranQueen."

QuaranQueen by AdamDrummer67 March 28, 2020

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Quarenqueen

A Quarenqueen is a bad ass bitch that likes to party and have fun no matter what! Even in a Quarantine!

We are the Quarenqueens making the best of life!

Quarenqueen by Auntieshantie March 21, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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