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Quakertown

A town in which there are only two police cars and the rest are undercover, such as the yellow colbolt (TOTAL BAMF). Where friday nights consist of getting baked somewhere within the vicinity of the local shopping plaza, and paying $9 to get a ticket for a movie you don't plan on watching. The education here is SPECFUCKINGTACULAR, i mean nothing beats having a butch dyke as your high school principal. I guess one could sum this town up in just a few words, "worst fucking town in america."
Dan: I live in Quakertown!
Andrew: It's lynching time
by EternalReq December 9, 2008
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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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Quakers Hotpocket

The act of putting oatmeal in a condom, and proceeding to have sex. This way you don't need milk for the oatmeal 😉
Yoo last night, me and Tracy did a Quakers Hotpocket, it was nasty
by CarmenTheStripper February 11, 2019
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A school where PDA is allowed and students give zero fucks if they ambush someone in the halls. You often find these types of students: nonexclusive couple, exclusive couple, friend that doesn't look anything like they did before summer, fake goth, fake emo, one sided lovestruck, etc.
Quakertown Community High School is full of disgusting gum sucking students who don't care if people are watching them devour each other.
by School Thot September 11, 2019
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Quaker your nuggets

Means to vigorously beat someone in an old fashion way. To someone’s nuggets(male or female genitals) to the point they urinate themselves
by Icausedmyfail January 31, 2023
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The vegas quaker

When a man sticks his penis in a woman’s ass and as he’s climaxing he slowly pulls out while the woman pushes out a fart which makes it sound like a duck has came out of her ass “quak”
After we were done it sounded like ducks were around us I told him it’s just the vegas Quaker
by Shaione January 28, 2022
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quaker boot

when a chick is giving you head, you quietly slip on your quaker boot. then you ejaculate on her face and kick her in the head with your boot while standing and yelling out 'QUAKER BOOT!'
me: 'oh baby, that feels so good! I'm about cum!' 'QUAKER BOOT!'

female: 'WHAT THE FUCK?!"
by horatiokilgore August 17, 2012
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