PowerChart

Something promising to empower, but actually enslaves.

I thought that shitty program was just a cerner, but its a fucking PowerChart.

by Cerner Smasher March 10, 2007

fucking perch

the lofty pedestal Liverpool were on until Manchester United came around and knocked them off it in the 90s.

...my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch." - Sir Alex Ferguson.

by stavanger26 November 6, 2010

Perched

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

by 420sandwich May 5, 2022

perched

When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.

“Come out with us tonight!”
“Nah thats ok man I’m perched.”

by SarMyName December 10, 2017

pussy perch

A way that someone sits that makes them look shaggable as they perched on their pussy.

omg! shes proper pussy perched right now, she looks so shaggable.

by Olympiuh March 19, 2022

Perch Jerker

A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.

Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.

Ring Ring...

Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"

by Spot Light March 31, 2009

Perch

to hang out in a creepy fashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.

Man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner?

by C Burnett February 10, 2008