putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

Putin

Synonym for bullshit.

"Don't Putin me." "He's Putin me on."

by Baal Nimrod April 14, 2014

putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig

by Scoundrel August 10, 2004

pursing

Training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis.

I saw a girl who purses at the store pull her keys out of her vagina.

bio-pursing

by Unsanesarah May 27, 2009

putain de chip

Man Whore extraordinaire

Student: That husband is a Putain d'Chip!

Teacher: Remember we say "Putain DE Chip"

by an ex of a Putain de Chip April 8, 2014

Putting her hair up

To give a super sloppy deepthroat blowjob that requires you to put your hair up beforehand.

Well cindy has been putting her hair up alot for me recently

by jewboi2 July 6, 2018

putting the blocks to

To have sex with

I've been putting the blocks to my secretary.

by court_case January 16, 2014