When you receive a text, email or facebook message with spelling and syntax similar to a jejemon coming from a friend who does not do that before, that person may have been under jemonic possession.
by m1kesa1nt May 9, 2010
Get the Jemonic Possession mug.When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.
Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!
Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?
Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!
Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.
Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?
Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!
Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.
Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011
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Cyber-possession means the bout when you are in stark enthusiasm when playing a game and you are just too focused on it until you cuss when you lose in the game or even berate someone who tries to speak to you when you are playing it.
Larry: Hey bro, can I...
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.
(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.
(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!
by Le Mao September 3, 2012
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In the famous movie "Ghost", Sam Wheat had to solicit tutelage from his saggy-eyed "lost soul" acquaintance in the subway before he could take adverse possession of Carl Bruner and Willie Lopez, and prevent them from committing additional crimes.
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Get the bump possession mug.This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022
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It's basically this legal concept that caused my property to be LEGALLY stolen by some bozo that was living in my property for a certain amount of time (prob 10 to 20 years) and I didn't noticed
It's basically this legal concept that caused my property to be LEGALLY stolen by some bozo that was living in my property for a certain amount of time (prob 10 to 20 years) and I didn't noticed
by Sebby294 March 24, 2024
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