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Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens
by Shitass69420 May 24, 2019
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Joseph punter

A person by the name of joe punter mostly has a small penis and pretends like it’s massive. He has a really strange addiction to watching inbetweeners over and over and especially loves the YTP called “airplane driver” as he still has the mental age and IQ of a 4 year old. If you are ever unlucky enough to meet yourself a Joseph (or j for joe for short) then prepare yourself as he will try hard against you at any game he plays and it’s really pretty tragic. This person also normally stinks as they don’t have access to running water in there house, so really we should feel bad for them
Person 1: yo I swear that’s that Joseph punter guy from our school!
Person 2: yeah stay away from him he stinks and he likes touching tiny toggers
by Joseph Punter October 15, 2019
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Mug punter

What a mug punter he is to do that!!
He’s truly treat you like a mug punter.
by Beki lou January 15, 2020
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Mug punter

Some one who loses all their money on the punt each week
Foz has lost his money gambling again. Hes such a mug punter
by Soreboy March 23, 2020
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Punter

People who work for their companies until 5.30pm on a Friday.
That guy is doing punter work in until 5 on a Friday, what an eejit.
by anonymous November 12, 2021
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Punters

The best, most entertaining, and loveable social basketball team in the MBBA.
I can’t wait to watch the Punters beat the Bloods tonight!”
by not thomlach November 23, 2021
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Punter

A person who likes sex acts where you put your foot in a woman’s vagina
Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punter practice trip to craigslist!
by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023
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