cock punter

When a guy is talking to a girl and another girl breaks into the conversation and says something offensive about the girl he's talking to and gets turned off by it.

Stop being such a cock punter Mary, I like him.

by maryJanee January 1, 2014

Punters

The best, most entertaining, and loveable social basketball team in the MBBA.

“I can’t wait to watch the Punters beat the Bloods tonight!”

by not thomlach November 23, 2021

Mug punter

What a mug punter he is to do that!!

He’s truly treat you like a mug punter.

by Beki lou January 15, 2020

Punter

People who work for their companies until 5.30pm on a Friday.

That guy is doing punter work in until 5 on a Friday, what an eejit.

by anonymous November 12, 2021

pickle punter

an individual known for performing pickle punts (kicking someone in the penis) on the regular.

Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!

by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024

Mug punter

Some one who loses all their money on the punt each week

Foz has lost his money gambling again. Hes such a mug punter

by Soreboy March 23, 2020

roughing the punter

A euphemism for the act of masterbation.

"What were you up to last night?" "Ah, I was roughing the punter in my room."

by kps7179 January 6, 2014