A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.
Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
by Quadratics July 29, 2008
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Person 2: Try typing qwertyuiop.
Person 1: Already done that.
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Person 1: Done that too.
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Person 1: I never thought of that! I'll try it!
Person 2: Try typing qwertyuiop.
Person 1: Already done that.
Person 2: What about qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm?
Person 1: Done that too.
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Person 1: I never thought of that! I'll try it!
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Extremely sour odor emanating from the armpits when the person forgets to take a bath, and becomes sweat-soaked.
Extremely sour odor emanating from the armpits when the person forgets to take a bath, and becomes sweat-soaked.
Ang putok ni manolo ay naamoy ng buong klase.
Manolo's armpit odor extended its influence over a whole classroom.
Manolo's armpit odor extended its influence over a whole classroom.
by iskarnorst October 27, 2003
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