Cole pufferfish 

A stereotype name for people who:
Buy and wear fake airpods
Are rednecks (sunburnt on back of neck)
Are bandwagons (chiefs fans)
Dont share their veggie sticks or chips with people who have nolanitis

Wear a salty springs hat
Their hydro flask gets stolen by their friends
Have a backpack as red as their neck
Only plays fortnite on mobile

"Can i have a chip please?"
"No"
"You're such a Cole pufferfish

Cole pufferfish by 21nolanitis March 26, 2019

The Pufferfish 

This is when your sexual partner farts in your mouth to the point where your cheeks inflate, and then you hold it in and blow it on your partners face.

Johnny and Sally engaged in The Pufferfish, thus enhancing their sexual experience.

The Pufferfish by Oscar Jennings March 13, 2009

Beating the pufferfish 

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

Beating the pufferfish by Tbell November 9, 2014

Peruvian Pufferfish

When a male injects a magic growing sponge egg toy with spicy peruvian peanut pepper sauce and, in the act of lovesqueezings, inserts it into any of his female counterpart's orafices. The magic growing egg expands, and the spicy sauce begins to irritate any skin it comes into contact with. Can cause serious damage to the epidermis and relationship.

Aleck pulled a peruvian pufferfish on his girl, the expandable dinosaur grew to 14 inches, and she couldnt get it out for 3 days. Now she'll never walk again.

Peruvian Pufferfish by laserfeet April 15, 2009

whale and pufferfish

a satisfying sexual position in which the woman is laying on the bed with her legs up and around the male's torso allowing deep penetration.

This position is crazy and will allow both parties to climax very quickly. To start off this position, the woman will lie down on the bed, with her head on a pillow. Then she will raise her hips and take her weights on her shoulders and neck. The man will then kneel down in front of her . He will use both his hands to hold her buttock for support and control the movement. The woman every five seconds blows air into her cheeks and lets the spikes protrude from her back. She has become feral. At this point, the whale must calm and soothe the fearful and powerful pufferfish. The whale bellows deeply as the pufferfish slowly releases air through her nose valve...while slowly removing the last of their clothes. Then they do it donkey style; the point when the whale and pufferfish become one in congress

whale and pufferfish by sexgoddess February 8, 2008

National pufferfish day 

On the 9th of October you must use the pufferfish emoji atleast twice or else you get bad luck with pufferfish until the next October 9th

hey did you know its national pufferfish day? Remember 🐡🐡

National pufferfish day by I_is_hooman October 6, 2020

Blind pufferfish 

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!

You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!

Blind pufferfish by Dustinj321 October 12, 2017