pud

Post urinal drip.

After you pee, sometimes there's a little drippage or leakage coming out of your penis. It's called post-urinal drip. This is common amongst boys and men of all ages. It's the reason why underwear lining is thicker at the front.
Wife: Whoa, did you just pee your pants?
Husband: No.. that's just pud.
Wife: Pud?
Husband: Yes, pud. Post-urinal drip. I just went pee. That's just a little extra leftover that was caught in my urethra.
by ebrian August 17, 2011
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Tiger Woods is a pud.
by fuck tiger December 12, 2009
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pudding

a food substance that is squishy and if you suck the pudding off of the spoon it makes a humourous noise!
*scflarp* Andrew: yay pudding!
by scrambled eggs July 25, 2006
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-someone who doesn't have their shit together, useless.
-a fat whale.
-one who is undesirable, ugly, & most of all, stupid
-What the fuck do you think you're doing, pud; get outtaa herreee?
-Quick blocking the sun pudzillawhale!
by sunshiineekid January 14, 2009
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Pud

soft. cum-riddled, post-sex male penis
Cole- How was your night last night?

Andrew- Oh dude it was great, I had this hot blonde and did my thang but got pud afterwards :/
David- Lolz
Holden- Teehee
by bloodyrebel December 26, 2011
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from "pudendum," originally a shortened reference to the female genitalia
She spread her legs, exposing her hairy pud.
by Joey B. Goode August 05, 2003
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Pud

The entirety of the male genitalia. Clutching the "pud" would entail grabbing your entire sac as well as your penis.
by professeur March 03, 2009
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