proxy-moron

-noun

1. a person not necessarily a moron but representing a moron through behavior, comments, or appearance.

2. a person not sired of a moronic gene pool but imitating said lineage.

I'm not a moron, I'm a proxy-moron

by Ajax the hack January 5, 2011

Proxy murder

Death by conspiracy by bastard family members

Were in the deep shit lets get rid of the cunt by any means including proxy murder

by TUPPE November 7, 2019

Proxy Wallpost

An insincere and self-promoting post on another's Facebook wall intended for a public audience, in spite of the wall's one-on-one nature.

This is usually done to advertise traits which when put in the direct form of a status update would make the poster's motives far too transparent.

KATE: Why did Christina post "you're the best. LOVE LOVE LOVE." on my facebook wall? She hasn't talked to me in five months and it's not my birthday.

MARK: She probably wants everyone to think she's the type of girl who is tight with her friends, and people would call her on it if it were a status update.

KATE: A proxy wallpost? Seriously?

by PaleBlueYacht March 7, 2011

proxy beef

when u hate someone because your friend hates them

Linda: i hate that bitch sally bc she slept with my ex
Susan: omg in that case, i hate her too and now we have proxy beef

by Coolcat11:11 April 18, 2023

Proxy Commander

A Person who is in charge of proxies during a certain event

Nathan was in charge of proxies during a recentish trip to PC world therefore is the Proxy Commander & sole decider of proxies during the visit.

by Klob November 1, 2012

Proxy bang

(Adverb) When you want to fuck a female that resembles the same physical characteristics of your crush

“Damn she looks just like Ashley! I could proxy bang her”

by Thick_Bunny97 August 28, 2018

proxy mine

a mine that explodes in response to something close, a proximity mine

I'm not about to let a proxy mine catch me off guard.

by The Retrun of Light Joker August 2, 2011