Poovment

The act of movement in your bowels leading to a poo.

Pete felt a rumbling in his tummy, after a few days without a poo. He new a poo was imminent. There for he felt a poovment.

by Sade.xo January 28, 2018

scraping pavement

1. Pavement burn

2. Ejection from a fast moving object and sliding down pavement for multiple feet.

3. Parts from the underbody of a vehical scraping along the ground as you drive

I flipped my bike on the expressway and was scraping pavement for a mile straight.

by DJ Beaver April 11, 2009

Pavement Ryan

Pavement Ryan is a very handsome and adorable person from TakeAway SMP, He's amazing

Person 1: Have you heard of Pavement Ryan
Person 2: Yes he is amazing

by Mullenly August 22, 2021

chasing pavements

A fruitless search or mission, particularly relating to love and romance. Coined by singer-songwriter Adele, it referred originally to her running after a boyfriend with whom she had just fought, before realising she was 'chasing an empty pavement' as he was no longer there.

Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements?

by herringprincess February 20, 2009

pavement oyster

When one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.

"Mind your step, there's a pavement oyster!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Pavement Polka

When you walk up to someone on the pavement and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

"Why are you so late?"
"I got stuck doing the pavement polka."

by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015

pavements

According to Adele, things that are able to be chased, or are chase-able.

Bob: Should I give up, or should I just keep on chasing pavements?

Dave: Stop singing that. The lyrics don't even make sense.

by Mr. Lemon February 28, 2009