Alan Proctored

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.

You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"

by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012

proctored

the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being "flipped like a flapjack" into homosexuality, typically during an Army deployment to Afghanistan.

"he just got the shit proctored out of him"

by justin proctor May 18, 2010

Preston Playz

Preston Playz is a lava monster that plays Minecraft and other games like call of duty.

If you are a Preston Playz ask yourself what am i doing with my life?

by Preston Playz June 5, 2018

prestoopnik

Nadsat slang for a hardened criminal.

I was in staja (STAte JAil) 84f, among hardened prestoopniks and smelly perverts...

by David R. July 11, 2006

Prostocio

A word that can be interchanged with any other noun when describing a person

Pete didn’t root that chick because she had a hairy box…what a prostocio!

by Conrad670 October 2, 2005

prontorious

Right fucking now!
ASAP
Immediately!

GET ON IT BITCH

Get on this cock, prontorious.

Ride my cock prontoriously bitch!

*ashleigh guttierrez invented this word*

by blj6 February 12, 2008

Proctologized

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...

"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"

by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011