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prison machine

Slang for the very lucrative and corrupt mass incarceration industry which implicates the criminal justice system because prisons are fed by a steady stream of corrupt mass convictions.
Well let’s just say the prison machine is our state’s most successful source of steady revenue!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020
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Prison Pocket

The place on one's person (anus) where you would smuggle items in and out of prison...
my baby's mama was able to sneak me 4 packs of smokes and a connect 4 game pass the gaurds by using her ample sized prison pocket
by jmgiggity September 21, 2011
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Prison shower

The thing that changes the mind of somebody who wants to go to jail because they thing it's gangsta.

In the prison showers, if you drop the soap, you get booty raped in the ass by a 6 1/2 foot tall man with a dick the length of your monitor if you pick that shit up. It may even happen more than once a week, so keep your rectum intact
Wannabe Gangster Kid: When I bust outta prison, I'ma become the leader of the Bloods and will have hoes on my dick for days and will have 20-inch rims that spin when my Lambo ain't moving and shit.
Guy: Alright then, prepare to get screwed in the ass when you go into the prison showers.
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
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Prison Flush

When you flush a turd immediately after splashdown in order to protect the olfactory sensibilities of those in the immediate vicinity. Useful in prison, office bathrooms, at home, and in the hospital.
-Next time you’re gonna stink up the cell, you better prison flush or you’re getting shanked.

-That poor nursing assistant might have died from the smell if I hadn’t prison flushed.
by SickCNA April 8, 2019
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prison cocktail

A mixture of bodily fluids used by prison inmates to hurl at victims, consisting of saliva, blood, semen, and feces, or any combination thereof.
The prison guard was put on medical leave after having a prison cocktail thrown in his face.
by alunimumbat October 20, 2010
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83 protons

A way to hint but not reveal that you're bisexual.
83 is the atomic number of Bismuth, which has an elemental symbol of "Bi"
Hey have you seen what Josh has in his bio?
83 protons?
You know that means he's bi right?!
by cutt1efish April 9, 2021
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67 Protons

A pun referring to the element in the periodic table Holmium, which has the symbol Ho. This can be used as a sly comment for calling someone a Ho.
"yeah? well your girlfriend has 67 protons."
by mwahahahaha9630 November 8, 2009
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