profressional

1. An adjective describing someone whose attire and attitude are both fresh and professional, both fly and ready to do work (and "do work," as it were).

Alternative spellings: profreshonal, profreshional, profresional, et al.

Look at John in that tug sport jacket, he looks so profressional!

Otis was not being very profressional when he booked his ticket with the wrong return date.

Damn legs, you are looking straight profressional in that tight black skirt.

by Sweet Lou the Rhythm Jew March 8, 2011

professionalocity

The sense of being surrounded by professionalism. To be professionalized.

My professionalocity demanded everyone's attention when I entered the room.

by who-lee-oh March 5, 2008

professional naysayer

A person whose sole function in an organization is to point out flaws in recommended plans and approaches. This person never provides reasonable insights of their own volition rather just point out flaws of other ideas.

In the meeting yesterday we had several good ideas but Fred continued in his role as professional naysayer pointing out flaws while never offering any useful advice or ideas of his own.

by FPB September 29, 2010

professional fundraiser

Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs

"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"

"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."

by AudiPrincess February 9, 2018

Professional Coper

A person who is willing to never accept there in the wrong and they just cope.

Look at Greyson he is a Professional coper

by AshtonL January 28, 2023

PPB (Professional Polite Bitch)

A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.

This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.

I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.

by LingDanc803 November 20, 2018

professional mother

One who bears children strictly for the welfare benefits that follow the birth. Such people never actually utilize these benefits to support their children but to support their drug, alcohol, etc... habits. This is usually done by people who for one reason or another, cannot or will not obtain legitimate employment so resort to becoming a pro mom.

Some of the people standing in the welfare line are professional mothers, plain and simple.

by byteme March 5, 2004