a neurotic condition, typically occuring in new mothers, in which the child protection instinct completely overwhelms all sense of sanity, reason and normal social behavior.
My sister-in-law won't be attending Thanksgiving Dinner because her son's naptime is from 12:22 to 1:47 and she heard I was sick two weeks ago, is afraid I could still be contagious - complete Over Protective Syndrome (OPS).
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I need to write this term paper but before I get started on that I should work out, go grocery shopping, do the laundry, do my readings for the week, and check Facebook... Productive procrastination.
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The dick that won't let you talk to his girlfriend without getting jealous, and threatening to beat you up.
boy: Hey, how was your day?
girl: It was fine thanks, you?
over protective boyfriend (prick) : Fuck off boy if you say another word to my girlfriend your dead!
girl: It was fine thanks, you?
over protective boyfriend (prick) : Fuck off boy if you say another word to my girlfriend your dead!
by iceman007 December 2, 2009
Get the over protective boyfriend mug.(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.
also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.
also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.
DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).
similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.
also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.
also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.
DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).
similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.
friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."
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