Proatmeal

A meal, usually breakfast, consumed by athletes consisting of oatmeal fortified with protein powder.

He eats proatmeal every day for breakfast. That dude's hardcore.

by Jagerman April 29, 2010

Proctologized

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...

"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"

by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011

Pofty

Someone who is really wise and smart

This guy looks like a pofty, I really want to know what he is up to

by History&EnglishResearch August 9, 2020

poofter drink

A low alcohol beer.

We don't serve poofter drinks at this venue.

by de-pube August 13, 2021

john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor

John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"

by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017

Proctolosophy

The act of extracting deep ideas from very dark places.

1) She hopes her forays into proctolosophy will penetrate the enigma of the human condition.
2) Is he procotolosophizing, or is he just blowing hot air?

by ssqueeny March 10, 2009

poofta

a variation of the english slang poof, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a poofta is a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"

the young guy that just came in is so cute, what a poofta.

by Edit Machine April 28, 2005