Professor Missing Link Syndrome

The disdain of a professor towards students who can grok the material without attending class. Professors afflicted with PMLS typically love to bask in the superiority implied by their Ph.D and generally dislike the prospect of a student possessing the ability to self learn material which they, at one time, struggled with dearly, without the aid of their divine guidance. Frequently, this manifests itself in the form of mark theft via borderline ethical methods such as questionable exams.

A: Dude, I was dishing PWNage all over this exam but I took a huge hit on this random question about some elephant Dr. Smith saw on his vacation to Africa.

B: OH! He told us in that impromptu weekend extra help tutorial that the weight of the elephant was 12,345lbs and winked at us.

A: I see his Professor Missing Link Syndrome is acting up again.

Professor Missing Link Syndrome by NachoBeez October 24, 2010

Professor Fuck 

A phrase used when an undergraduate or graduate student in a university has an intellectual crush on his or her professor. Such a professor is someone who thinks like you and validates your own ideas or pushes your thinking to an entire other level. Likely during class you fantasize about talking about your ideas in bed over a smoke after fucking.

Somebody who uses the phrase "professor fuck" would never actually follow through with fucking a professor. The phrase is used to show your highest esteem for your favorite professor.

Yea, I would professor fuck him.

Professor Fuck by Research Girl June 20, 2011

Professor Dickweed 

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

Professor Dickweed by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009

Professor Meowingtons

The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.

Professor Meowingtons is creeping around the house...

Professor Meowingtons by Skrillmau5 July 24, 2011

Professor Dickscrape 

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.

"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

Professor Dickscrape by me aka tommy March 9, 2010

professor stoner 

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.

Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!

professor stoner by CleanBandit April 30, 2015

professor hidgens

A character of the Hatchetfield universe, making his first appearance in Starkid's 2018 "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". As of 2021 he has also made appearances in episodes 1 and 2 of Nightmare Time and is mentioned briefly in Black Friday. He is played by Robert Manion

person 1: mannnn, that professor hidgens tho
person 2: fucking pardon?

professor hidgens by jackaloped February 1, 2021