Proctor

When an individual or several people engage in behaviour likened unto ADD or downsyndrome.

Omg he thinks that cheese curing is cool... such a proctor

by spasmodamorphism May 14, 2006

prosterity

The attitude of someone whose prostate(s) are acting up but they don't want to get the problem taken care of because for some reason they think complaining about it all the time makes them seem more mature.

I wish he would just get over his prosterity so we can hang out like normal people.

by ArdentGuard May 27, 2016

procterian

belief that god is an asshole

I don't know how anyone could read the bible an not think that god is an asshole. maybe they know he is, and everyone is procterian and accepts it

by Sir_Handel June 13, 2016

proctorology

Based on 'Spike-Theory Karma' derived from the 'Church' of 'proctorology.' Not to be confused with L Ron Hubbard's
sham of an organization 'church of scientology' which is commonly known for the art of bending over to recieve anal communion.

Gnarly Prime says, "Don't be tricked by cheap imitations like scientology. Convert to Proctorology today! Be a giver not a taker!" As I always say, "I may not be a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one."

by gnarlyprime March 11, 2010

Procerus Capillus

A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.

Boy: I saw a tall demon thing in the woods!
Girl: It must have been Procerus Capillus.

by xPheonixx September 9, 2010

Dropbox Prösterchen

To toast by sending a photo of oneself with a beer via dropbox link.

"Wanna send me a Dropbox Prösterchen later?"

by joevagian July 10, 2020

proctor

when someone ruins your night by trying to rap in front of everybody, then fails miserably

"shit man, dont do a proctor onstage infront of all those people!"

by KSGNENWHOGNGO September 2, 2009