Procrastibake

Using baking as a way to procrastinate from doing real work.

A: "Are you done with your thesis yet?"
B: "Yeah -- right after I procrastibake this flourless chocolate torte."

A: "Wow! Look at all these cupcakes."
B: "I have a paper due."
A: "Oh. So you're procrastibaking."

by Effictionary March 24, 2013

Procrastipacking

Waiting until the last minute to shove random clothes in a bag before going on an extensive trip.

Sally's mother was upset because she was procrastipacking 30 minutes before they had to catch their flight to Guam.

by dinosaurusus August 22, 2011

Procrastapacker

Someone who packs at the last minute before a trip.

Ashley is such a procrastapacker we almost missed our flight because she wasnt finished packing.

by Heirobruken September 25, 2013

procrastifuck

A carton, usually a half-gallon, of ice cream or frozen custard commonly purchased at a corner convenience store or local gas station.

Chandler: I can't believe Matt ate that entire procrastifuck since last night!

Kenyon: Well, he is a matt.

Chandler: Yea, he fucking chandlered that procrastifuck like none other!

Kenyon: Well, I'm too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.

by DEEZEGUYZ February 4, 2010

Procrastifacial

Big sploodge of procrastination RIGHT IN THE FACE

My mom told me to get to work so i gave her my personal brew of PROCRASTIFACIAL

by Steve FettEER June 28, 2010

Procrastifaking

When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.

Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.

by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011

Procrastipartner

When you are doing an Assignment or studying with a someone else but end up helping each other to procrastinate.

guy: "come help me study tonight yer?"
girl: "yer sure"
-six hours later-
girl: "funniest thing to show you on youtube, you can watch yours after!"
-next day-
guy: "your nothing but a Procrastipartner"

by MoistShoelace June 1, 2011