procrasturbating

The act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

I had a bunch of science homework but before I knew it I had a massive boner and then before I knew it I was procrasturbating.

by illusion of the pants April 19, 2010

procrasturbating

Variant of procrastinate, but connoting the heightened pleasure achieved during the performance of otherwise mundane activities when said activities are performed as an act of procrastination. Can also connote the subsequent desperate guilt or depression felt upon becoming fully aware of true nature of the act. Succinctly expresses the essence of the wise adage, “Procrastination is a lot like masturbation: it seems like a lot of fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.”

Even though I'd seen Dirty Dancing twelve times before, I could've sworn this 13th viewing was the best. Then I realized I was procrasturbating, my midterm is still tomorrow morning, and now I want to puke.

by CAATAD February 20, 2008

Procrasterbating

Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.

I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.

by Uh...Fred? November 13, 2011

Not-procrastinating

Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.

Little sister, "What are you doing?"

Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".

Little sister, "If you say so..."

by HungryHilda March 20, 2011

Procrasturbating

To spend your time masturbating when you should be doing other things

Man I didn't get any work done earlier, I was too busy Procrasturbating!

by b2b April 14, 2009

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

by lazyskier December 14, 2010

procrastahatin

When you are procrastinating with someone who is also procrastinating and you hate them for it.

She's just procrastahatin' cause she ain't doing anything useful now either.

by stevemcking January 2, 2011