America's Army: Proving Grounds

A free first person shooter created by the government funded by our taxes. Its sole purpose is to brainwash the current generation of kids into joining the US army and thinking that war is actually pretty close to Call of Duty

Averagekid - "Oh look a free game on the internet! It's called.... AAPG....America's Army: Proving Grounds??? Guess I gotta prove myself haha!

(2 months later)

Averagekid - "I spent so much time playing that my grades have plummeted, and I am now a failure. Time to join the army!"

by Capillari June 20, 2017

Alien Probing

To be poked by an alien, and then tested.

"When she wrote a sentence for her teacher, her teacher liked how she mentioned Alien Probing in it."

by ••Makayla•• October 12, 2014

proving yourself

ignoring a bitch that sweats you

Matt was proving himself in front of his friends

Pat proves himself much to Mary's dismay

by Jay Ceresia July 23, 2004

Proving I’m not gay

To prove you aren’t gay to somebody is to have heterosexual sex with them

I’m proving I’m not gay with Kiera

by Racinette July 11, 2021

Probing emotions

The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview

I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.

by joecoolthefool June 15, 2016

Proching

Doing push ups, squats, running, leg drops and all other kinds of exercises while good EDM is playing in the background.

Person 1: "What did you do in P.E. Class today?
Person 2: "Oh I went proching."

by radionite August 15, 2017

prodingus

Annoying co-worker who thinks they're funny.

My coworker is beef-boxing right now and being a real prodingus

by chromaticninja June 9, 2018