Peesh Problems

When you wake up and your penis is stuck to your leg

Travis Veth has peesh problems

by Turd Burglar 2 March 4, 2012

Father problems

Psychological issues experienced by women who mostly have their act together but nonetheless have some problems stemming from their relationships with their father; daddy issues for women who are not insane sluts; the classy version of daddy issues.

"The female CEO of that company sure is successful, but I think she has some father problems."

by jtuffs December 18, 2014

houston we have a problem

The origin can be traced to the phrase in past tense ("Houston, we've had a problem here") that was used by the crew of the Apollo 13 moon flight, to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base. The phrase is normally misquoted as "Houston, we have a problem" as in the movie Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem".

Have you heard of Yugsolavia space program? Houston we have a problem!

by Che lichni November 26, 2013

problematic fave

(Noun) A favorite person (usually a character) who has problematic views and opinions.

Ex: Dean Winchester is my problematic fave, I love him but he's so sexist.

by merger February 6, 2015

Problematic

A tired and passive aggressive word used by sociology majors when they are too afraid to call someone racist, sexist, or homophobic.

Janet: I learned in Sociology 101 that David Duke is problematic.

Me: I think you mean racist.

Janet: Now you’re being problematic with your mansplaining.

Me: Just shut up.

by HM2013 April 6, 2019

champagne problems

the 2nd track off of taylor swift’s 9th album, evermore.

champagne problems is one of the best tracks on evermore.

by goldrushhh December 17, 2020

problematic

The go-to adjective for propagators of cancel culture to describe when someone has crossed the proverbial line. It sounds scary enough to spook corporate entities away, yet vague enough to simply be thrown around without adequate explanation.

Most often used by white 5th wave feminists on Twitter with an unchecked white savior complex. Said demographic is also commonly associated with festering daddy issues, thinly-veiled sexual deprivation, the glorification of mental illness, a sad addiction to performative activism, and the compulsive need to search for racist undertones in anything and everything.

Meg💛🍒🦋(she/her): "John Mulaney seems pretty problematic but like i couldn't tell you why, probably because he's a cis wh*te m*n sksksksksksksks. My paypal is in my bio :)"

by forsenbased April 8, 2021