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99 Problems

to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.
guy 1: "hey man, what's up with you and that girl from 5th period?"

guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."

guy 1: "nice!"
by boom boom b July 26, 2004
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girl problems

She's on her period
Girl: I'm in pain
Boy: what's wrong
Girl: girl problems
by 5sosfavfan February 14, 2015
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Math Problems

Another Synonym for having sex; as the poem goes:
"Add the Bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
Then Multiple"
We can apply the Phrase "Lets go do some Math Problems" when wanting to have sex with your Partner.
Guy- Babe, lets go do some math problems
Girl- Im sorry honey, im not in the mood to divide today
by The ShadowX January 16, 2011
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anger problems

1. somethin i no people have.
2. when u get mad for the dumbest reasons on the god damn earth.
3. when ur anger problems get out of control, ur life goes to hell, and so do u.
4. when u have anger problems, u might become a mofo, and be sent somewhere called, anger mangement.
1. Some of my friends have anger problems.
2. dude, u got anger problems, i just said hi and u got all up in my ass!
3. ur skrewed, u got anger problems.
4. "i sentence u to anger managment, dun dun dun." "but i dont have anger problems." "calm down sir."
by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006
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100 problems

a way to say you have girl problems. it is a reference to the Jay-Z song, 99 problems
Guy 1: How are you and your girl doing?
Guy 2: Let's just say i got 100 problems
by MotherCanucker March 16, 2010
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Intermittent problems

A term often used in IT, Warranty repairs or Electronic repair in which a device such as a graphics card, gives faults at irregular intervals. A lazy fuck then refuses to fully test the device and then just defines the fault as "Intermittent problems", letting someone else, usually the manufacturer, resolve the problem.
Tech1:"this client says it randomly shuts down"
Tech2:"well i feel like being a lazy fuck today. mark as faulty with Intermittent problems and return to the supplier"
Tech3:"lol"
by RadRyu April 28, 2021
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Paradise Problems

These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”
Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.
by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023
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