Sock profit is worked out from the following equation.
X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit
Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.
X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit
Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.
Ben: Hey, there were 3 pairs of my black socks on the floor before you packed up, now there is 1!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!
by Wildcardnz February 6, 2009
Get the sock profitmug. A shrewd, cunning, ruthless and manipulating individual. This is often used in the context of the corporate world but it can apply to any sphere of life. The name is derived from the TV show PROFIT, whose lead character is Jim Profit.
by Santosh George May 27, 2006
Get the Jim Profitmug. A rank in SUKI (tm), The New World Religion (tm). Refers to not only the financial affairs of SUKI (tm), but also to an individual who can bring great wisdom or money to the organization.
SUKI (tm) has Profits (tm).
by pitz June 4, 2005
Get the Profit (tm)mug. not for monetary gain...but for public service. However, does allocate small funds (through fundraising) to help worthwhile causes. Does not exlude members of the public.
The student sold magazines, to allocate funds for their non-profit school.
Some people create certain non-profit 'labels' to promote awareness for worthwhile causes, that benefit society as a whole.
Some people create certain non-profit 'labels' to promote awareness for worthwhile causes, that benefit society as a whole.
by Alaphabet Soup November 7, 2007
Get the non-profitmug. To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.
by MeliaCobain June 13, 2007
Get the profitable pilferingmug. Adj.
Used to describe an individual whose soul objective is the pursuit of high profit-margins. Often this results in shady, but pathetic business sales of playground contraband, i.e. cookies
Used to describe an individual whose soul objective is the pursuit of high profit-margins. Often this results in shady, but pathetic business sales of playground contraband, i.e. cookies
T-Bry: Oi, sklep, gimme a cookie, boi
Dam: 50p, up front
T-Bry: Calm down, profit-margins, I got the cash
Dam: 50p, up front
T-Bry: Calm down, profit-margins, I got the cash
by Genius of the Restoration November 22, 2011
Get the Profit-marginsmug. /slīt fȯr prä-fət/
When an event is created/fabricated to push a country into war for the means of profiting from the war. A type of false flag event where the only thing that is false is the purpose of the war.
When an event is created/fabricated to push a country into war for the means of profiting from the war. A type of false flag event where the only thing that is false is the purpose of the war.
The entry into the war looked like a simple mistake but when every thing unfoled the mistake was nothing more than Sleight for Profit.
by Kewk January 3, 2020
Get the Sleight for Profitmug.