The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"
Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"
by eduardo628 January 1, 2012
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I'm learning to speak Cherokee, the original language spoken where I live, in accordance with Palin's Principle.
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"Man, I put so little effort into that English paper that I deserved to fail, but since I used the Palin Principle in the class, I got a C-!"
by shilolo January 16, 2009
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The larger the mass of an object, the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! I call it the Nefario Principle. I just came up with it now, actually.
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"General Principle" is a general concept of street fairness and/or street rules governing everyday conduct. Thugs, pimps, dealers, inmates, etc. have an inherent General Principle instict derived from street life experience, pride, and respect for the game. GP cannot be taught, it can only be learned instinctively.
Those that possess General Principle cannot allow themselves to "go out like a punk".
"General Principle" is a general concept of street fairness and/or street rules governing everyday conduct. Thugs, pimps, dealers, inmates, etc. have an inherent General Principle instict derived from street life experience, pride, and respect for the game. GP cannot be taught, it can only be learned instinctively.
Those that possess General Principle cannot allow themselves to "go out like a punk".
That mutha-fuka was mean muggin you in front of all them fools! Shit, you can't go out like a punk! Now you HAVE to go fuck him up on General principle!
Or:
That bitch tried to jack my shit. I got it back, but I still knocked him out on general principle.
Or:
That bitch tried to jack my shit. I got it back, but I still knocked him out on general principle.
by rickfx September 14, 2006
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Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.
Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.
I just saw a spider go behind the desk, and by the Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle it could come out of nowhere and crawl on me at any moment.
by stankin' charlie September 30, 2011
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