Dude, it was a great blowjob, but then she just couldn't take seeing my roommate gutting that sacrificial goat in the room so she gave me a princeton cheesecake!
by ipwntmario May 13, 2008
The holy land of the great and nobel Nin-Jesus. part man part ninja part messiah. also home to an alarming 6000 inbred backwoods cracker fucks
by BeAsTmAnmakesgoodsandwhiches September 24, 2009
Princeton is a town in New Jersey, although none of its residents feel that they are part of Jersey, and neither do the rest of New Jersey think Princeton is part of them. The University selfishly occupies the best part of the Princeton landscape (the highest point), leaving the lower land, which is prone to flooding, to the residents. Michelle Obama was right - people in Princeton are rude and pretentious. None of them would smile back when being greeted, unless you encounter a tourist or an amigo. What they say about D.C. "If you want a friend, get a dog" is true in Princeton, because people will smile at your dog, but not at you. Ironically it’s also one of the most progressive towns in NJ.
Princeton is also full of pretentious elitists, who never went to the Princeton University, but enjoy acting like an Ivy League snob. Princeton residents like to blame all its crime on Trenton, failing to admit that it can produce thugs and gangsters on its own. In reality there are two Princetons – Princeton Borough and Princeton Township. The duos have been a shining example of small town politics, which is the major problem of New Jersey. The 2 towns share many things, but their governments dispute everything, from the school budget to the simplest thing like free parking for the Princeton Public Library. The 2 police departments don’t like each other. The Princeton Borough, prided itself as “the original Princeton,” has refused to merge with Princeton Township in vote multiple times. This unfriendly attitude results in government inefficiency, busy-body politics, and high property tax, which, however, is not alone in Princeton but prevalent in the whole state. The houses are ugly, yucky and over-priced. Its restaurants are just as worse - low quality, pretentious, and expensive. There is no night life, as there is only 1 bar in town. And certainly, no pretty girls exist in Princeton after Brook Shields graduated.
Princeton is also full of pretentious elitists, who never went to the Princeton University, but enjoy acting like an Ivy League snob. Princeton residents like to blame all its crime on Trenton, failing to admit that it can produce thugs and gangsters on its own. In reality there are two Princetons – Princeton Borough and Princeton Township. The duos have been a shining example of small town politics, which is the major problem of New Jersey. The 2 towns share many things, but their governments dispute everything, from the school budget to the simplest thing like free parking for the Princeton Public Library. The 2 police departments don’t like each other. The Princeton Borough, prided itself as “the original Princeton,” has refused to merge with Princeton Township in vote multiple times. This unfriendly attitude results in government inefficiency, busy-body politics, and high property tax, which, however, is not alone in Princeton but prevalent in the whole state. The houses are ugly, yucky and over-priced. Its restaurants are just as worse - low quality, pretentious, and expensive. There is no night life, as there is only 1 bar in town. And certainly, no pretty girls exist in Princeton after Brook Shields graduated.
by oohlala08542 June 23, 2009
princeton is a medium sized town in central new jersey, basically filled with elitists and not elitists. the elitists have money, own lots of vineyard vines and tommy hilfiger clothes, and the other people are basically normal. besides the usual breakout fight or kids getting caught juuling nothing ever happens. the center of town is just referred to as “town”. the best things to do are go to all the ice cream places or walk in campus. go the the woodrow wilson fountain or to the football stadium. that’s where people make out. sneaking into frat parties is the highlight of a friday night.
by izzybhurtin69420 April 17, 2018
Elitest town in Mercer County NJ where a bunch of rich snobby liberals live who do nothing... The town consists of palmer square, a place in which loser emo kids go to talk about how depressed they r
What do you want to do tonight in Princeton, NJ?
I dunno but avoid the square... that place sucks...
I dunno but avoid the square... that place sucks...
by Nesi July 31, 2006
A beautiful, kitten-like plasma physics God who is unwaveringly loyal to his lovely (read as eliciting love by moral or ideal worth) OCD neuroscience researcher.
"That engineer is quite the Princeton Kitten, no? He will undoubtedly gain admission to both MIT and Princeton."
by Neuropsychological17 May 26, 2012
A CD store, also known as PREX, located in Princeton, NJ. You can find all the CD's you're looking for, and even the ones you weren't looking for but buy anyway. People spend hundreds of dollars buying huge stacks of CD's, DVD's, video games and vinyl's. If you live in the area, it's the only place you'll ever have to go to find music and movies and extremely low prices, especially if you browse in the $1.99 section.
#1: I just spent $17 on that new Cold War Kids album.
#2: Dude, you should've gone to Princeton Record Exchange.
#2: Dude, you should've gone to Princeton Record Exchange.
by P Banger April 8, 2009