Princeton, NJ

Often confused with the university of the same name, Princeton IS indeed a medium-sized town in New Jersey, home not only to the Tigers, but also Palmer Square, and more importantly, a centrally located J. Crew. Princeton also holds the record for having the most ice cream parlors in Mercer County, which include The Bent Spoon, Halo Pub, Thomas Sweet and Ricky's. Weekend activities include attending football games, trying to sneak into the university eating clubs, driving the loop and sitting on the wall. Commonly referred to by Princetonians as "town." Considered elitist and snobby by most of New Jersey.
See Orange Bubble and Princeton for additional information.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb in Princeton?

Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

Princeton, NJ by Meg January 23, 2005

Princeton Meat Slap 

The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.

When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!

Princeton Meat Slap by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Princeton Popper

When some body loses their butt hole virginity.

Dude I totally gave Natalie the old Princeton Popper

Princeton Popper by Eric Hines December 13, 2012

Princeton rub 

A massage performed using an erect penis as the stimulating device.

Source: "Someone You Know" by Gary Zebrun, Alyson Publications, USA, 2004, pg. 81.

"He tried to turn me over, but I resisted. He tried to put his cock into my mouth, but I wouldn't surrender. So he rubbed it against my face and up and down my chest until he spread cum from my neck to my navel -- a Princeton rub."

Princeton rub by Frank Berkeley May 21, 2006

Princeton Junction 

It has a fire house that is now an arts building, a pizza place, and a train station with a little coffee shop in the basement. There was also an Acme that was shut down, in turn putting all the other businesses in the strip mall down.

I use my relatives in Princeton Junction to get to New York City.

Princeton Junction by Princeton Junction March 31, 2011

Princeton Day School 

An excellent school that is very well known. It is the school of the preps. Everyone gets good grades and no one slacks, it is considered the best co-ed day school in New Jersey. Usually the kids that go there are disliked by the public schools.

PDS, preppy, educationally excellent, Princeton Day School is one of the best schools in the country.

Princeton Day School by Rana1895 October 5, 2007

Princeton University Band 

The only Ivy band that houses the Brown Band when we visit. After the game, regardless of the outcome, we go into the fountain with the Princeton University Band and play. We love 'em, but the uniforms keep triggering epileptic fits.

Brown Bandie 1: We're going to throw a party for the Princeton University Band when they come to campus tomorrow.
Brown Bandie 2: Okay, well we'll need to get sunglasses then.
Brown Bandie 1: It's okay, they won't be wearing their plaid.

Princeton University Band by brunobear April 19, 2010