schrodinger's vinyl 

A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.

I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.

Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.

That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.

schrodinger's vinyl by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025

Vinyl Scratch 

The white unicorn from My little pony Friendship is magic. Her coat is white and has red eyes but as shown in season 1 she's wearing glasses. Her mane and tail is blue with light blue stripes and is shown for only 5 seconds in Episode 14 Season 1. Vinyl Scratch's nickname (DJ name) is DJ P0N-3.

Rainbow Dash: Hey Vinyl, you make great music, I loved your performance!

Vinyl Scratch: Thanks Rainbow. Be sure to tune in to my latest tracks.

Vinyl Scratch by MichaelLi1339 October 27, 2011

Vinyl Scouser 

Similar to a plastic Scouser with exception a vinyl Scouser is someone born in Liverpool, who has defected too the dark side of the Mersey.

Geds Dad is a vinyl scouser

Vinyl Scouser by Fannybaws1000 January 13, 2011

Vinyl Siding 

n When a man applies semen to the torso of himself or others for the purpose of providing a protective layer once the semen has dried.

Damn, did you see all the hardened semen on Eric's back, it's like he has Vinyl Siding on there.

Vinyl Siding by Abu Musab Al Zarqawi November 9, 2005

oo vinyl siding 

what a drunk/high person says when hanging out of a 2nd floor window

After Emma gets drunk at parties she likes to hang out of windows and say 'oo vinyl siding'

oo vinyl siding by xxgogglesxx February 6, 2005

Vinyl Suicide 

To listen or love music so much it brings you to your own death, mostly suicide. It doesnt mean you have to die for music, but to die becuase of it.

Many musicians had died from Vinyl Suicide. Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Buddy Holly, etc.

Vinyl Suicide by Sam January 13, 2005

vinyl sniffer 

A Vinyl Sniffer is someone who has become so into collecting vinyl records, that their obsession has extended to analysing the scent of the vinyl pressing itself. Sniffing the Vinyl can apparently elicit feelings of superiority and hipster glee.

'Hey Dave, what do you have there?'

'This is the original 1980 Bronze Records pressing of Ace of Spades..... Smells so deep and rich '

' You douchebag Vinyl Sniffer'

vinyl sniffer by sxpress7 April 8, 2016