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Senior Author Presentation

The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.
Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”
by hodiedodie April 18, 2010
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Nudity Prevention Device

an article of clothing.

prevents, does not stop.

comes off easier with alcohol.
"i'm going to go put my nudity prevention devices in the dryer, dude. I'll be back in a minute."
by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009
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Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."
Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.
by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009
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preventative masturbation

VERB. Masturbating so as to prevent wet dreams and/or untimely hard ons.
Dude, I can't believe you had a wet dream last night! You really should start using preventative masturbation.
by batman1234567654321 April 5, 2010
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Suicide Prevention Month

September is suicide prevention month. Make sure to reach out to your friends, family and loved ones and make sure they are okay and are doing good! If they aren’t, validate their feelings and see if there is any way to help. Also, don’t forget to also take care of yourself and your own mental health time month. :D
Person 1: Hey, it’s suicide prevention month!
Person 2: That’s nice to know, I must reach out to my sister and see how she’s doing.

Person 1: Me too!
by spaghettini tagliatelle September 2, 2021
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prepent

To repent previous to doing something that you would feel guilt about after doing it. Pre-paid repentance
I am so glad that I prepented before we got here on spring break.
by David Anderson June 6, 2005
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present mic

a very loud boy
he's aizawa's husband and soulmate
by dekuplusultra September 7, 2020
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