Upon approaching a parked car the passenger attempts to open a locked car door before the driver's click on the remote device has had time to unlock the door. The result is the jamming of the door lock mechanism and much more time required to remedy the situation. It doesn't matter how many times it has happened....it WILL keep happening again.
My boyfriend is so anxious to get his sorry ass into my car that he had three episodes of premature unlockelation yesterday
by pelicanellie November 2, 2010
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Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(
Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(
by chaekirbz December 10, 2016
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Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.
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Get the marijuana primadonna mug.Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.
Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
by cccccchris January 2, 2014
Get the premature ebakulation mug.Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.
Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.
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You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
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