we're pregnant

A moronic statement made by men instead of saying "My wife/girlfriend is pregnant."

Guess what, we're pregnant!

by Not Pregnant January 25, 2008

Pregnant

Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.

Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.

Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-

The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-

by ThePurp December 6, 2009

Male crab pregnancy

When a male crab becomes pregnant by doing yoga that strengthens the core. In other words male crabs can become pregnant by doing ab yoga.

Joe the crab is trying out the new trend: male crab pregnancy

by Linguine88 April 7, 2020

Pregnant Patty

The act of packing an extremely fat bowl pack.

"Yo, Will. Pass me that bong. I'm about to pack a straight pregnant patty."

by Johny Fresh April 22, 2014

pregdar

The ability to spot a knocked-up woman before she's made the announcement; a radar used for baby bump detection.

Jill's pregdar went up after she witnessed Sarah puking coffee and hashbrowns into the ashtray.

by Tam Rice January 15, 2008

Pregnant

What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum

Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!

by SlopNChop March 15, 2017

teen pregnancy

it's hell.

don't do it yo, we all know its fun to get naughty, but be careful if you like freedom. Juno makes it look fun. Thats a lie.

damn, my life is over. Teen pregnancy is bad.

by klbdfsdlfgmk April 15, 2008