Pedocure

When a pedo uses pedicures to disguise their harassment.

Roger lost his licence and got shut down for having an illegitemote business for giving pedocures.

by Crediblesea August 10, 2018

pawdicure

Trimming a dog or cats nails.

I took FiFi to the groomer to get a pawdicure; her nails were getting really long.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2011

predicate

1) something or someone affirmed or true; "the real deal."

2) a leader or boss that is looked up to.

Yeah, you got a felony
but you ain't a predicate -
never the king of New York,
you live in Connecticut.
-Jadakiss to 50 cent (Checkmate)

by Peter Parker March 21, 2005

Prediculation

When an ugly girl hangs out with even uglier girls to seem less ugly.

"Dude, that chick is pretty hot."
"No she's not, she's just using prediculation.

by MrVargasm July 22, 2011

Sticky Pedicure

The act of ejaculating on a girls feet then making her wear socks for the rest of the day.

Hey babe the time is right for a sticky pedicure, LETS GO

by george basketball March 17, 2010

columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

Romanian Pedicure

Sucking the shit from under someones nails.

"I would give that bitch a romanian pedicure to die for."

by Jef f? February 27, 2021