Precinct Jogging

When political candidates and supporters go to neighborhoods (referred to as "precincts") to knock on doors, informing high propensity voters about who the best candidate for public office is. Instead of walking from door to door, time is saved by jogging.

Not recommended for fat people. Consult your physician before attempting, especially in hot weather.

Justin was out precinct walking with Dave. He just started jogging to cover ground, instead of walking. He was, in fact, Precinct Jogging.

by threatlevelorange June 14, 2010

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A very rare disease in Saudi Arabia where the left leg doubles in size every 5 years until the infected leg is so large the diseased is no longer able to move and dies.

"Hey, what did the doctor say?" "I- I've got Procunier..." "Oh man, I'm so sorry to hear that."

by DrHorrible October 26, 2013

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Precummy

A type of person, usually between the ages of 12 and 15, who thinks they are the shit, when in reality they are just an annoying noob and should go back to middle school.

At party...

(13 year old) Bryce: Hey you wanna hit this vape?
Nick: Fuckoff
Evan (to Nick): Just ignore those precummy freshmen

by joeyp15 December 24, 2016

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