wishes and prayers

Wishes and prayers in short means “WAP” so when your mom doesn’t know what to put for a caption of grandma dying tell her to put “WAP” the funniest joke ever I swear lol.

Mom: what do I put for the caption?
You: put “WAP” because it means wishes and prayers🙏⛪️

by S-s-senpai~ October 10, 2020

Prayer Warrior

Someone who prays to God only when they want something as opposed to actually doing something about it, and otherwise does nothing else to further his kingdom. Typical behavior includes leaving their megachurch on a Sunday morning to have lunch at a restaurant and berate the server for working that day.

Here come the prayer warriors, everyone hide the gays and put out your cigarettes or we're all going to hell!

by johnnyrocket92 October 23, 2016

PragerU

What happens when you give 60 year old, right wing, out of touch retards a platform to say their dumbshit.

PragerU is a good way to lose braincells.

by Trajan Anntonius September 26, 2020

wing and a prayer airlines

A less than major airline where "white-knuckeling" and bottom shelf tequila are necessary survival tactics. Ozark Air (OzArk), Bucket-O-Bolts Airlines (BOBA) and Parachutes Optional Airtravel (POA) are all fine examples of this genre of airline quality-of-service. Usually trying to provide service to the midwest and/or bible belt, but failing badly.

"We flew from Rantoul, Ill. to Sedro Wooley Wa. with only 9 stops on that wing and a prayer airlines.

by Glenn E. Krone September 11, 2008

Thoughts and prayers

When you hear about a tragedy that is not affecting you at all but you still have to act like you care so you say "Thoughts and prayers" to pretend you actually give one shit.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the boat that sink the other day with four families?"
Person 2: "Yeah, thoughts and prayers"

by LeTigre2020 October 19, 2020

prayer

A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.

Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.

by iplant September 27, 2005

Vulcan Prayer

A sexual maneuvre where one person places both hands together with the middle fingers separated and inserts 4 fingers into the vagina and 4 fingers into the asshole.

You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.

I was so wasted last night that I gave Lauren a Vulcan Prayer, my little fingers stink

by biggsy1138 June 13, 2010