Bar Practice

The act of practicing drinking beers at different bars to see which bar you like the best

Tonight I've got bar practice.

by Tina B. May 12, 2007

Bad practice Larry

A bad practice Larry is a British term for someone who has a pathological need to cut corners and undertake poor work no matter the consequence.

Do it properly. Don't be such a bad practice Larry!

by JimTomBob July 17, 2018

Practice Fuck

When you've been out of the game for awhile and plan on going back to your old ways but don't know how good your sex skills are anymore.

girl: well i wanna go back to treating guys the way they treated me.... but its been awhile.

girl2: just go get with tom, he'll be your practice fuck.

by candyapplepie February 22, 2010

Load Fairy's Target Practice

1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.

1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.

by aka_Pyro June 7, 2007

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

Practice Hero

The athlete who always gives 110% during practice when it's not necessary, just to show up their teammates. Is usually the worst player on the team who never gets any playing time, only in practice. Generally unliked by their teammates for obvious reasons.

Olivia: "Hey Rudy, take it down a peg it's not even a game. No need to be a practice hero!"

Emily: "But practice is the only time I get to play!"

Chelsea: "Yeah, Helen Keller sees more playing time than you.."

by TheDirtyC August 31, 2011

target practice

When doing an Indian woman and it comes time to cum on her face, try to aim for the dot between her eyes.

I was workin on my target practice with Neelam and Hoosna.

by Oscar Jacobs May 20, 2008