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Friend Poaching

The act, usually committed on facebook, of adding a friend of your friend, whom you have never previously met or come into contact with. Upon acceptance, the friend poacher usually makes over exuberantly friendly and all too awkward comments on his new "friend's" statuses.
dude 1: Hey, it says that we have (insert name) as a mutual friend, how do you know him????

dude 2: ... uhh...

dude 1: dude have you been friend poaching???? Stop poaching my friends bro.
by TRL0 November 9, 2009
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Poaching a Hot Tub

1: The act of searching for a hot tub in a nearby area and doing whatever it takes to get in it...whether it be jumping fences or avoiding mean dogs or hotel security.
2: Not stealing a hot tub; more like stealing and enjoying the hot water and company of friends. Taking what you wish was yours.
"Hey man, we gonna go poach a hot tub tonight?"
"So steal it?"
"Nooo! go find one and drink some brews in a nice hot tub, that isn't ours."
"Then hell yeah, we are definitely Poaching a Hot Tub tonight!!"
by wildchildwiththeredhair December 18, 2012
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Puchingito

Number 1 sales rep at any furniture store. Usually comes with perks from C. Lee
Person 1: That sale was like 15K!

Person 2: That sale was definitely sponsored by www.puchingito.com
by Flyer6997 July 8, 2020
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wife poaching

In the swinging community, when a couple attempts to coax the female portion of another couple into sexual relations without the consent or knowledge of the male portion of the other couple. This is sometimes refered to as back door unicorn hunting.

Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
John when to the bathroom at the swingers club only to find out that when he returned, a wife poaching couple swooped in and tried to make his wife a cuckcake.
by Axalotal acid July 3, 2023
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Pochinga

The word pochinga (Poe Ching a) is used when someone is being a completely mean person for no apparent reason.
Emma: *takes something from Kadence and won’t give it back*

Kadence: your such a Pochinga >:/
by Joemama72 December 6, 2019
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tab poaching

When a person works in someone else's excel tab and screws up the workload.
1. "Hey quit tab poaching! You're screwing up all my work!!"

2. "He is such a tab poacher. He has no idea which sheet he is supposed to be working from."
by Rickard Nilsson June 27, 2008
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Poaching

When a male is at a party and is in search of a large female companion for sexual deeds. Hence men go poaching for rhinos. It's a tricky approach for the man can be conquered by the beast if he is unprepared.
Jake was at a party and got so hammered he went poaching for a rhino and she overcame him and abused him.
by Jake the Snake Bann February 1, 2010
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