Poland

An Eastern European country whose inhabitants, contrary to popular opinon, are NOT DUMB. Polish citizens, in fact, have won Nobel Peace Prizes in every category, and Polish scientists, philosophers, explorers, and mathematicians have made numerous beneficial contributions to their respective fields (ultraviolet light; the set theory; semantic language theory). Marie Curie (née Sklodowska), the esteemed chemist, was a Pole. Poland also, naturally, has the most attractive women.

Poland used to possess the most powerful army in Europe.

by N.B. November 1, 2003

poland

Poland is a great country. And for those people think it takes three of them screw in a light bulb, well... you're wrong. Poland has provided many intelligent people to the world.

Although i was born in America, i have 100% Polish blood, and I'm proud of it.

-And the girls really are hot-

by Kielbasa April 19, 2004

Polar plunge

When you dip your fingers in ice then pull them out to put it right into a vagina

people about to have sex
Girl: babe want to go swimming in pussy?
Guy: hey lemme jump in!
Girl:Nah baby do the Polar Plunge!!
Guy: ALRIGHT!!

by JIIZZIINGFROG October 21, 2018

Poland

An imaginary country which doesn't exist

Person 1: Poland isn't a real country
Person2: It's true, Poland doesn't exist

by A real source February 17, 2021

Poland

The punching bag of europe, place causing flag dyslexia and cannot into space

Person 1:-Which country can't into space?
Person 2:- Poland.

by cronyitvhes July 23, 2022

tri-polar

the next step beyond your normal level of insanity. And or the third level of madness.

my friend was crazy before... but this made her completely tri-polar.

by runningtwinmom October 14, 2007

Poland

The gulag

When somebody wants to say "welcome to Poland" they say "Welcome to the gulag"

by fuckingcuntbitchcracker123 March 19, 2021