Potatoist

mis-labeling a potato
or
refusing to acknowledge that there are different types of potatoes

basically, you are being racist to a potato.

"You look like a potato!"
"Excuse me, potatoes come in different colors. You are being potatoist right now!"

by A potatoist :( April 19, 2023

Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015

Couch Potatoed

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience

I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.

by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018

u/potatoisilluminati

A mediocre redditor that constantly switches between being sad and okay. Never makes memes but is a karma whore. Is a very weird person but tries to be nice.

Person 1: Have you seen u/potatoisilluminati's posts?
Person 2: yeah that guy's fuckin weird

by potatoisilluminati November 10, 2020