The Flying Hot Pot

Projectile diarrhea with bits of carrot, leek and anything else that wasnt properly digested.

After holding it in all day, i rushed home and did the flying hot pot. It was messy.

by Karlston K May 17, 2009

a pot to piss in

Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix.

Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005

Stir the pot

Someone who loves to proliferate the tension and drama between 2 or more feuding people/groups in public to get a raise of people in hopes of starting a shitstorm of drama and uncomfortable conflict, sometimes for personal gain but oftentimes just for the thrill of confrontation.

Mike is always spreading rumors about "whats goin' on" between Josh and Emily but we know he just loves to stir the pot.

Shirley Phelps has traveled across the country picketing US soldier's funerals with signs reading "Thank God for IED's", she has stirred the pot enough to gain national attention and even runs a site www.godhatesamerica.com

by Lord Phallus October 15, 2007

Squeaky Tea Pot

When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.

Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?

Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.

by Mel Daddy April 9, 2021

Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.

Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.

by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020

the pot calling the kettle black

a situation in which one person criticizes another for a fault they have themselves

Ernie accused me of being selfish. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

by [katie] November 12, 2006

gumbo-pot

A Vagina.

This was used by Zooey Deschanel in the show "New Girl". After seeing her naked, she asked her roommate if he saw everything, including her "gumbo-pot".

by simrm1 November 13, 2011