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squidward sex position

When you put your balls on another's face and penis down their nose. Simulating squidward, from spongebob.
by Tyler12704 April 21, 2014
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Positive Commercialism

A social philosophy which prioritizes the incentivisation of putative self-interested agents to cooperate with one another through trade and/or to incentivize people to find ways to improve each others lives Similar To: Social Entrepreneurship
Elon Musk is a big fan of positive commercialism providing internet to remote areas with Starlink, eschewing the externalities inbrought by fossil fuel powered vehicles with his electric car company Tesla, and hedging humanities chances of survival by making us a interplanetary species with his Space company SpaceX.
by MurdochMaxwell November 11, 2019
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Negative Positivity

1. It is when you do not want something good to happen but are expecting better things to happen

2. Deny a positive way of thinking to the profit of another neutral way of thinking
"Hey do you want to go with me to donate to charity next saturday?"
-"I do but there might be an important event about health & sanitation next week. I just hope it doesn't fall on a saturday or gets cancelled if it is so I can go with you! It's a negative positivity way of thinking!"
by EB024 March 27, 2017
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mister positivity

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."
by JormanThoad July 14, 2020
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Kss position

A sexual position in which partner A is preforming fellatio to partner B. Both partners in this scenario are taking turns hitting a vape.
Hey did you see Annie?
No why?
She was doing the old "Kss Position" on Todd
by Grunk Argo December 4, 2021
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toxic positivity

An Internet-wide phenomenon of suppressing discourse such as constructive feedback, pointing out flaws and suggesting improvements. People making any of these are deemed rude, offensive, and are ousted to great lengths due to the mentality of the necessity of walking on eggshells and forcing positivity so as not to hurt anyone's feelings and create a facade of a perfect paradise.
People can't improve or face reality when toxic positivity prohibits anyone from calling out any problems they may have.
by notinusebysomeoneelse December 17, 2020
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Positive Mindset

A healthy way of thinking that produces harmony and good results;

The thinking process that is direct alignment with success;

A learned way of thinking that focuses on opportunities and goodness, as opposed to adversity and inabilities.
Toni strives for a positive mindset so she can accomplish more and see better results.
by RickyRaindrop April 26, 2015
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