Chokin' The Porpoise

When a girl gives a guy with a short stubby dick a handjob.

I was getting action from my girlfriend last night and she wanted to stop jerkin' my dick, but i was like "No bitch, keep Chokin' The Porpoise."

by Vantality Akenfa April 9, 2010

Porphyrophobia

1. N: Fear of the color purple, as well as a fear of purple objects and people.

2. N: Bigotry or hatred towards Purple people.

1. "Doesn't that come in green? Purple gives me nightmares!"

"Grow up, you seem to be suffering from porphyrophobia!"

2. "Man, I hate Purple people! They get all these special rights and privileges, get to collect welfare, and they get preferential housing and employment!"

"Sounds like you have a bad case of porphyrophobia. Get help, please!"

by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014

brown porpoise

When two men are having anal sex and making porpoise noises, they are brown porpoising.

I heard two men brown porpoising the other night. I was quite perturbed.

by becky April 12, 2005

porpoise pussy

An exceptionally tight vagina. Implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise's pussy, which is water tight.

My dick is still sore from fucking that bitch with the porpoise pussy! I thought her pussy was gonna strangle the life out of my cock!

by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

Quarter Porpoise

The stage between a flaccid penis and a full erection.

"Dude she rubbed her butt up against me, and I'm at quarter porpoise right now"

by registeredmurse October 22, 2022

Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.

Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!

by Andy December 22, 2004

Porpoise

When having doggystyle intercourse with a female, you attempt to insert your meat rod into her dirtbox, and she replies "Eeeeuuuu Eeeuuu" or the noise similar to a porpoise makes

My roomates thought i had started an aquarium in my room yesterday but it was just my girlfriend doing a little porpoise action

by JayHoff April 24, 2006