porntail

A 1990s male pornstars greasy ponytail

Did you see that douchebags porntail

by ScotE2hotE February 5, 2015

pornrantine

Pornrantine - is to quarantine one self by marathon streaming porn

Due to the corona virus, Robby is required to socially isolate & work remote, but it’s really a Pornrantine as he streams one episode after the other.

by Razzmutant March 17, 2020

Panda Portrait

A panda portrait is a photograph you take of yourself while on a bicycle. A bicyclist holds their camera out with one arm, and takes a picture of their own face, while on their bicycle, possibly while wearing a bicycle helmet.

I think this term can also be used for videos of one's self while riding a bicycle, in motion.

It may come from the idea that pavement is black, and the bike lane stripe is white. Panda's are black and white striped, just like bike lanes. Maybe the bicyclist stencil used to paint and mark bike lanes looks somewhat like a panda.

Check out my new photos from last week's ride. I took some great panda portraits!

by orangek November 25, 2009

porntastic

Good. Like porn is good. But porn isn't merely good. It's something far better than "good," and that's why when you use this word people will know what you mean.

"There's a money tree in the backyard and it's cookin' omelets and singin' dirty limericks too!"
"That's porntastic!"

by Jesse Gold April 10, 2006

Potrait

To take a picture of ones self in a reflective object such as a mirror, window or car wind shield. Often practiced by young teenage girls while trying to show off to their other friends on facebook.

He did you see michelle's potrait on facebook ... she is such a bitch I was gonna wear the same dress.

by Jose Marichenko June 13, 2011

porntastic

Normally pertaining to the female sex, an adjective that defines a person's sexuality, usually in a risque or porn-type way. Women who wear very short skirts with high heels and flaunt that they are doing so normally are defined as such. It is not always used as a derogatory word. Similar words are slut, ho, superfreak, whore, tramp.

That girl is porntastic.

by bswrchrd January 26, 2004

world of porncraft

a bunch of fucktards got together and thought hey guys WoW is so popular how about we make porn but not just any porn...wow porn!!! so basicly its the most retarded thing in the entire universe

wownerd:hey did you see that new world of porncraft clip?

footballjock: why are you talking to me you fucktard?

by secksgod223 January 20, 2010