pornwalleye

the dirtiest fish in the Midwest.

Man 1: "man, pornwalleye got some dirty poon last night."
Man2: "that's because he's the dirtiest fish in the Midwest!"

by TheBigFish1911 October 5, 2010

potables

Things that you can drink, like water or juice. "Potable water" means you can drink it without harm. Often used when referring to alcohol.

Sometimes used in combination, "comestibles and potables."

That bar has plenty of fine potables, we should go over there after the fighter sweep Friday night.

-hotshot fighter pilot who likes to read

by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004

portable dutch oven

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket

"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"

by 4 Points October 23, 2009

portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

by g-diggity November 25, 2007

PornTube

A website bringing free and varied porn covering a multitude of categories and daily updates.

I wanted to see some great porn, so I visited PornTube

by angelface_kiss July 5, 2011

Pounceable/Pouncable

A more mellow term used to define sexy guys that you just want to pounce on.

It's for those who don't want to blurt out "He's so HOT!/SEXY!/etc"
and HOT!/SEXY! etc. seems so teenager.

"He's so pounceable/pouncable!"

"Pounceable/Pouncable at three o'clock!"

"I saw the most pounceable/pouncable guy the other day."

by hishika October 10, 2004

Potable Water

Drinkable water.

Mexico does not have any potable water.

by JJ March 16, 2004