Good Porning

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun

"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"

by Kerblasser April 12, 2010

Porner

Someone who makes, sells or distributes porn.

I knew you was a Porner when I first laid eyes on you!
Got any free samples?

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

pornian slip

An error (or slip) that occurs whilst typing in the URL box and one unconsciously begins typing in the URL of one's favorite porn site that leads one from a simple wikipedia search to a 3 hour jerkoff session. Like the Freudian slip, it is usually caused by an interference of some unconscious wish, conflict, or train of thought.

Damn you pornian slip!! I just wanted to simply check my email and now I have 5 tabs of pornhub.com opened!!

It is studied under the division of psych called pornanalysis and pornian slip is often referred to as parapsexis.

by UP AND ATOM September 3, 2011

Pornetry

A genre or type of music that infuses smooth melodies with intimacy-based lyrics. To put it mildly, it is Erotica set to music.

I heard this sexy song that talked about a three way in such detail, it was like Pornetry.

by B.DeVINE December 15, 2012

Pornicating

VERB

Having intercourses whist watching porn.

Me and Jessica were pornicating last night because we were having sex while watching big booty bitches.

by Stumphugger69 February 24, 2020

Pornishya

"Pornishya" or "Pornishia" is an another name for porn which is used between brothers, cousins and friends as a secret code. Actually, it's a more respectful way of saying someone watches porn.

"What was your cousin doing last night?"

"He was watching Pornishya"

by LebCanSy March 13, 2021

Hairy Poonie Waggler

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011