Poopation

The act of your bowels ceasing to excrete fecal matter from the colon, resulting in death.

Due to a lack of fiber in her diet, Ashley died of poopation.

by Sarkuliet July 1, 2011

Poonatious

Undoubtably Fucked Up

1. The J.F.K. assasination was poonatious.
2. To not get goozed up on a saturday night is poonatious.

by Kenny J September 23, 2006

Poocation

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)

Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.

by diginick September 9, 2016

pootection

putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear

i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"

by the keepsake October 3, 2012

politation

John Lai

I saw John Lai at Weber’s place and he is not a fake politation!

by Doctor Vincent January 15, 2019

Pootato

A really brown potato.

These russet pootatoes will become nice chips.

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

Pootato

When you take a dump after eating way to many french fries.

Dude, I took such a big pootato lst night.

by fbcmgps April 2, 2020