pooportunity

the opportunity to do something while pooping

i got a pooportunity to text

by Kya DolanTFan January 8, 2019

Poopertunity

Chance too take a poop

I missed my poopertunity when the Taco Bell kicked in and could not get to bathroom.

by Jinnieninnie February 18, 2021

Pooportunity

when a woman is already sitting down to pee, and decides to use the opportunity to poop.

Since Debbie's outfit was so complicated, when she sat down to pee, she used the pooportunity to drop a deuce as well.

by elKeitho December 10, 2021

Window of poopertunity

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

by Snigel December 10, 2016

Popportunity

The opportunity of the coolness of dads.

Friend 1: Hey your dad is really cool!

Friend 2: That my dear is called popportunity.

by To Fresh February 27, 2012

Poopetuity

Noun. A state of crappiness that lasts forever or for an indefinite period of time. See: poopetual

After surviving the onslaught of 2012, it still feels like "Call Me Maybe" will be stuck on continuous replay in my head for poopetuity.

by OgreKev May 30, 2016

Poopportunity

1) the moment in a public restroom when you have to poop and you have the restroom to yourself
2) making money, or creating a business centered around poop

1) My poopportunity was ruined when I heard someone open the restroom door!
2) Squatty Potty and Poo-Pouri are two we’ll know pooportunities, but did you hear about the lady in Maine making Turdy people out of moose poop? Everyone is getting in on the poopportunity train!

by Brunette Barby October 25, 2018