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Poopetuity

Noun. A state of crappiness that lasts forever or for an indefinite period of time. See: poopetual
After surviving the onslaught of 2012, it still feels like "Call Me Maybe" will be stuck on continuous replay in my head for poopetuity.
Poopetuity by OgreKev May 30, 2016
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Pooprtunity

The opportunity to take a dump
Before this road trip, give yourself a pooprtunity
Pooprtunity by BLPOF December 3, 2010

Poopertunity

The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.
"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"

poopetite 

When you suddenly lose the need or urge to poop, not due to constipation.
"I was so nervous, I lost my poopetite."

"I often lose my poopetite in movie restrooms."

"I need some coffee and a cigarette. I lost my poopetite."
poopetite by naynug June 12, 2014

Lost my poopetite

When you have to duece really hard, and you go to sit on the potty and discover there is already duece or peepee all over the seat.
Dude: Oh boy that number 3 just hit my lower intestine.

*Dude walks to the second stall and realises there is poo smeared all over the toilet with dried pee sploches*

Dude: Barnacles I just lost my poopetite
Lost my poopetite by Mr.Frog January 23, 2011

poopertunity

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.
When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.
poopertunity by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008

poopertunity

Hey man, I have a great poopertunity while the boss is gone, I'll be back in an hour.
poopertunity by Oldschooljoey June 25, 2012
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B)
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A)
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B)
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