Poopetuity

Noun. A state of crappiness that lasts forever or for an indefinite period of time. See: poopetual

After surviving the onslaught of 2012, it still feels like "Call Me Maybe" will be stuck on continuous replay in my head for poopetuity.

by OgreKev May 30, 2016

Pooprtunity

The opportunity to take a dump

Before this road trip, give yourself a pooprtunity

by BLPOF December 3, 2010

Poopertunity

The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.

"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"

by Mad Brahmin Disease May 6, 2006

poopetite

When you suddenly lose the need or urge to poop, not due to constipation.

"I was so nervous, I lost my poopetite."

"I often lose my poopetite in movie restrooms."

"I need some coffee and a cigarette. I lost my poopetite."

by naynug June 12, 2014

Lost my poopetite

When you have to duece really hard, and you go to sit on the potty and discover there is already duece or peepee all over the seat.

Dude: Oh boy that number 3 just hit my lower intestine.

*Dude walks to the second stall and realises there is poo smeared all over the toilet with dried pee sploches*

Dude: Barnacles I just lost my poopetite

by Mr.Frog January 23, 2011

poopertunity

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.

When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.

by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008

poopertunity

The opportunity to poop at work

Hey man, I have a great poopertunity while the boss is gone, I'll be back in an hour.

by Oldschooljoey June 25, 2012