Poopstick

A poorly rolled blunt.

Jamie rolled the biggest poopstick ever. We couldn't even smoke it.

by Trittey Cricket September 22, 2013

poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

by nivri December 10, 2008

poopstick

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

by jjakaka March 18, 2014

Poopstick

A woman shits on your dick during anal

My friend got a poopstick last night and he now needs to take a airplane bath

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

poopstack

something or someone that sucks

"shut your piehole, poopstack."

by jduds February 13, 2007

poopsticks

A reference used when something goes wrong.

"Oh poopsticks, I spilled the milk."

by crim77 April 19, 2008